THE DEVIL'S RADIO TOP 10 CHRISTMAS SONGS OF ALL TIME.....
10. FATHER CHRISTMAS- THE KINKS
**WE LOVE THIS ONE BECAUSE THE POOR KIDS HAVE UNITED AS ONE TO BEAT UP SALVATION ARMY SANTAS AND TAKE THERE MONEY DUE TO POOR LIVING CONDITIONS AKA DONALD TRUMPS AMERICA
9. CHRISTMAS WRAPPING-THE WAITRESSES
**THIS IS ESSENTIALLY ABOUT A YOUNG LADY WHO IS RE-EVALUATING LIFE
IN THE TERMS OF HOW MANY ATTEMPTS TO “GET A BOYFRIEND” OVER THE
CALENDER YEAR, ONLY TO FIND LOVE AND PRESUMABLY SEX IN
A GROCERY STORE XMAS EVE....SNIFF SNIFF
8. ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU-MARIAH CAREY & JUSTIN BIEBER
**THE VIDEO IS THE HOMERUN HERE, ITS WAS THE LAST TIME IN HISTORY
THAT JUSTIN WAS AN INNOCENT BOY. MARIAH CAREY HOWEVER APPARENTLY
THOUGHT IT WAS A PORNO SHOOT BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY MILF'D IT UP.
BOTTOM LINE, THIS PROJECT TURNED BIEBER INTO THE DAMAGED SOUL WE
SEE TODAY....AHHHH THE HOLIDAYS
7. BABY, ITS COLD OUTSIDE-SUNG BY ANYONE
***ITS ALL IN THE LYRICS, THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY BILL
COSBY. ITS ESSENTAILLY A GUY TRYING DESPERATELY KEEP A GIRL FROM
LEAVING HIS HOME BEFORE SHE GIVES UP THE A**. HE KEEPS OFFERING
HER DRINKS WHICH I IMAGINE ARE ROOFIED, AND AT THE END HE BREAKS
THE LADY'S WILL AND YOU ARE LEFT TO BELIEVE THAT SHE STAYS. THIS
IS RIPE TO BE TURNED INTO A FILM STARING JENNIFER LOPEZ
6. CHRISTMAS IN HOLLIS-RUN DMC
***CHRISTMAS RAP IS BEAUTIFUL, BECAUSE INSTEAD OF SLEIGH BELLS
AND HOLLY, MOM'S COOKING CHICKEN AND COLLARD GREENS. THIS IS
ACTUALLY A BRILLIANTLY WRITTEN GEM, AND STILL ONE OF THE
GREATEST HOLIDAY VIDEOS EVER, THE FOLLOW UP “CHRISTMAS IS”
WAS EVEN MORE GHETTOED OUT, BUT NOT NEARLY AS SWEET
5. MISTRESS FOR CHRISTMAS-AC/DC
***VERY POPULAR IN THE SWINKE HOUSEHOLD THIS TIME OF YEAR, IF
YOU ARE A FAN OF THE EXCESS OF THE LATE EIGHTIES/EARLY NINETIES
THEN THIS DITTY IS FOR YOU. IT IS ESSENTIALLY THE DIEHARD OF
CHRISTMAS SONGS, NOT REALLY A CHRISTMAS SONG, BUT A STRIP
CLUB WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE IN AUDIO FORM
4. GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER-ELMO & PATSY
**GRANDMA IS MURDERED ON CHRISTMAS EVE, AND THE FAMILY IS
OK WITH IT, EVEN GRAMPA IS PLAYING CARDS, BUT THE WORST PART IS
THEY ARE GONNA RETURN GRANDMA'S GIFTS FOR CASH. BUT THE
FACT THAT THIS SONG'S FOCAL POINT IS CENTERED AROUND THE
THE GRUESOME BEASTIALITY-ESQUE MURDER OF A LOVED ONE MAKE
IT A TOP FIVE DEVIL'S RADIO HOLIDAY CLASSIC
3. CHRISTMAS SHOES-NEWSONG
**OK BEFORE YOU CALL ME A HEARTLESS BASTARD, WHICH OF
COURSE I AM. THIS SONG IS A COMMERCIALLY CREATED FUND
RAISER FOR OUR MORALLY BANKRUPT SOCIETY. I HAVE FAR WORSE
EXPERIENCES WAITING IN LINE AT WALMART. NOW ITS SAD THE
KID WANTS TO BUY TERMINALLY ILL MAMA FANCY SHOES SO
SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL WHILE MEETING JESUS, BUT ITS #1 IN A
COUNTRY THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR SAYING MERRY
CHRISTMAS. NEWSONG BOUGHT BIG HOUSES WITH THE MONEY
MADE FROM THIS MUSICAL GUILT TRIP, MAMA STILL DIED AND THEY
CASHED THE CHECKS....PURE HOLIDAY MAGIC
2. CHRISTMAS WITH THE DEVIL-SPINAL TAP
***THIS SHOULD BE NO SURPRISE AT #2, ITS SPINAL TAP, ONE OF THE GREATEST SATIRICAL ACHIEVEMENTS IN HISTORY. THIS SONG IS PURE GENIUS. IF YOU HAVE'NT SEEN THIS IS SPINAL TAP, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU...THE LYRICS ARE PROFOUNDLY STUPID AND THE SONG IS SO STEROTYPICALLY 80'S BAD, THAT IT IS A TRUE MASTER WORK.
1. CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO-WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
***THE OFFICIAL THEME SONG OF DEVIL'S RADIO AT CHRISTMAS
TIME, AND IN 2016 IN LIGHT OF THE RECENT POLITICAL CLIMATE
SHIFT THIS LITTLE BALLAD ABOUT CHRISTMAS ARMAGEDDON
COULD VERY WELL BE A SNAP SHOT OF CHRISTMAS 2017. HOW
DID WEIRD AL KNOW IN 1986 THAT WE WOULD BE DEALING WITH
ZOMBIES AND NUCLEAR WAR IN 2016...”WE'LL DODGE DEBRIS
WHILE WE TRIM THE TREE UNDERNEATH THE MUSHROOM
CLOUD” IT DOESNT GET FUNNIER THAN THAT
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US AT DEVIL'S RADIO WE WISH YOU A HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON....WE WILL SEE YOU IN 2017 FOR MORE NONSENSE AND BAD RADIO (IF WE ARENT FIRED FIRST!!!)
***SIDE NOTE, THIS BLOG IS PROOF THAT WE READ ALL STATION E-MAILS AND LOVE OUR PROGRAM DIRECTORS AND MUSICAL DIRECTORS...THAT IS ALL!!